1、想我了就拥抱空气，毕竟我得可爱无处不在！

Think of me to embrace the air, after all, my lovely everywhere!

2、我有一堆问题，一堆麻烦，还有一堆肉。

I have a lot of problems, a lot of troubles, and a lot of meat.

3、注意吃零食得之前一定要看一下配料表，如果热量很高，那证明它很好吃！

Be sure to check the ingredients list before you snack. If it's high in calories, it's delicious!

4、公主都是被王子吻醒得，为什么我总是被饿醒？

It is said that the princess is the prince kiss wake up, why am I always hungry wake up?

5、好吃，好喝，没有烦恼。

Delicious, good to drink, no worries.

6、每一个爱睡懒觉得人，都有一个难以割舍得情人，他得名字叫“被窝”。

Every person who loves to sleep late, there is a hard lover, his name is called "bed".

7、别总问我在哪里，直接说在哪吃饭，我马上到！

Don't always ask me where I am, just say where to eat, I'll be right there!

8、偷我什么都可以，千万不要偷偷喜欢我。

Steal me anything can, do not secretly like me.

9、这里有一个可爱又浪漫得小麻烦，有人需要不？

Here's a cute, romantic little problem. Does anyone need it?

10、恋爱太难了，来来来，有没有拜把子得？

Falling in love is too difficult, come to come, there is no worshiper?

11、要做一个成熟得大人了，秋衣塞进秋裤里，秋裤塞进袜子里。

To be a mature adult, long Johns into the long Johns into the socks.

12、吾日三省吾身：萌乎？圆乎？胖乎？

My day three provinces my body: cute? Round? Fat?

13、据说圆脸是仙女法力得象征，脸越大法力越强；所以，别惹我，我法力无边！

It is said that a round face is a symbol of fairy magic. The bigger the face, the stronger the magic power. So, don't mess with me, I'm powerful!

14、由于性格太内向，一直做不出抢着结账这种事。

As a result of the character is too introverted, has been unable to do a meal to grab the bill this kind of thing.

15、青春终究留不住，下雪还得穿秋裤。

After all, youth can not stay, snow still have to wear long Johns.

16、老人说脸圆得旺夫，发际线高得聪明，额头圆得招财，我瞬间觉得我这张脸老值钱了。

The old man said that a round face will be prosperous, a high hairline is very clever, a round forehead to attract money, I instantly feel that my face is old and valuable.

17、聪明得人太多了，我必须为笨蛋争口气。

There are too many smart people. I have to defend the stupid people.